1. How many enterprise architects does it take to define “enterprise architecture”?
Answer: Well, that depends on what you mean by “enterprise architecture”.
(credit: Matthew De George [comic genius] – http://www.managewithoutthem.com/knowthyshelf)
(Ed. – I cannot find the copyright owner of this image. Please get in touch if it is you and I will attribute it.)
3.”it’s not a big-bang change – one of the things you don’t want at Atomic Weapons Establishment is a big bang…” David Lynam, UK Atomic Weapons Establishment, talking about EA at the 2012 DOD EA conference.
4. What’s the difference between an enterprise architect and a janitor? If the janitor stops doing his job, someone will soon notice.
5. What’s the difference between an enterprise architect and a terrorist? Whith a terrorist you can negotiate (credit: Roeland Loggen)
6. “Stop, collaborate & listen” – Vanilla Ice giving some sound #entarch / emotional intelligence advice
The EA Drinking Game
#1. Any time two EAs argue about the definition of EA. Drink a whole bottle of vodka.
#2. Everytime someone uses “Business Architecture” (#bizarch) in a title & only talks IT, take a shot
#3 Anyone quotes Einstein’s “Everything should be made as simple as possible. But not simpler.” Chug a beer.
What’s the difference between an architect and a terrorist?
… With a terrorist you can negotiate…
Thanks Roeland! I knew there had to be more EA jokes out there. he he